officialsandycheeks:

I like Michelle Obama new edgy haircut.

elsarendelle:

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS

deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

edgeofthecusp:

Summertime Sadness

I had this hilarious teacher once and one time he caught someone listening to music while he was teaching so he grabbed the headphones and scrumpled them up in this fist and left like a loop visible then he grabbed some scissors and just chopped right through them and the whole class went silent for like 15 seconds and then he was like lol it was only string and he still had the intact earphones in his fist and that’s how my business teacher punked us all

meladoodle:

*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin